I became obsessed with color blocking via gatorade, and developed a hatred for breaking down cardboard.

I once was told I had nice forearms. Let's keep it moving, shall we?

I made sure Penn State had the best damn brand activations in the land.

Naturally I transitioned to a National TV Buyer at Carat and proceeded to drive my colleagues and bosses crazy for four years by my need to learn and do projects in every other department but my own. For some reason though, they kept promoting me.

Luckily Spitball and I met by random chance. I quickly Jedi Mind Tricked them into thinking it would be a good idea to pay me money to do a little bit of everything. Mostly I break things and ask the creative team to put them back together. I hope they don't read this.